Let’s get one thing straight: I’m excited.

Not fake excited.

Not “thanks for having me, thrilled to be here” corporate excited, the kind of excited that makes you want to shake the person next to you and scream, “Do you understand what we’re about to do?” Like Knicks fans watching the greatest comeback in NBA playoff history excited.

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I’m joining the OutKick family, and I’m bringing the Craig Carton Show with me.

This isn’t going to be another podcast where three boring guys sit around a microphone, nod at each other and spend 47 minutes explaining why they agree.

Spare me.

I’ve got enough opinions to fill a stadium, and I’m not suddenly going to develop white tablecloth dinner table manners or go soft and change what I do or who I am.

Expect A-list guests. Expect athletes, entertainers, newsmakers, provocateurs and people who occasionally make you say, “Wait…did he really just say that?”

You’ll get thoughtful commentary, too — because beneath all the yelling, sarcasm and pointed takes and rugged good looks, there’s an actual brain in here somewhere.

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Most importantly, you’ll get my opinions. Unwavering. Unapologetic. On sports, culture, entertainment and the insanity we call world events.

If you want someone to tell you what you already believe, there are plenty of places to go. If you want a conversation that challenges you, makes you laugh, occasionally pisses you off and keeps you listening until the very end, congratulations: you found the right show.

So buckle up.

The Craig Carton Podcast is coming to OutKick.

And yes, I’m just getting started.

See you on September 8th for the greatest launch since the Titanic.

Scratch that.

It’s the greatest launch since Halo on XBOX or Tecmo Bowl or PB and J Crustables.