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MLB All-Star fans will be able to drink beer out of a beautiful piece of American history

In recent years, we’ve seen an arms race in the nation’s concession stands of teams trying to trot out the most innovative beer vessels.

I thought we were reaching the apex of this phenomenon with inventions like the Buffalo Sabre’s’ beer sabre and the Carolina Hurricanes’ beer skate, but the MLB All-Star Game may have just changed the trajectory of novelty beer cup history.

That’s because Budweiser has revealed that fans at the upcoming MLB All-Star Game can get a replica Liberty Bell full of beer.

I have to assume that crack is an aesthetic choice. If it was real, you’d waste a ton of beer.

Now, this seems to be a little different. If you examine that picture closely as I did, you’ll notice a beer tap.

Since we all have a firm understanding of how big a beer tap is, we can all do the math and surmise that it is a giant Liberty Bell full of beer as opposed to small ones you drink out of. Instead, the beer flows directly from one of the most iconic symbols in American history, and that is amazing.

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It also just started a trend that needs to happen.

I know we just passed the official 250th birthday of the United States, but the celebrations are still going on, and I think we should celebrate America all the time.

So, the nation’s greatest monuments need the kegerator treatment too.

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San Antonio: Prepare to drink a Lone Star out of the Alamo.

Bay Area: Imagine crushing a sessional West Coast IPA that flowed from a giant replica of the Golden Gate Bridge.

But the pièce de résistance? How do four different beers getting poured out of a scale model of Mount Rushmore sound?

It would be a thing of beauty… we just need to figure out where to stick the taps (I say the beer should come out of each president’s nose just for the laugh).

I can’t wait to see this Liberty Bell in action at Citizens Bank Park. This year’s MLB All-Star Game will be quite the celebration of baseball, America, and now beer.

Say it with me: USA! USA! USA!

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