Savaged by Simon Jordan – and thanks to the algorithm I want to be savaged again | Barney Ronay

The former Palace chair seeming very angry indeed about others’ opinions is just par for the course as football’s age of rage ramps up another level Yet again the mainstream wokealorium is preachifying from its pulpitrex. It’s egregious. It’s sanctiforial. It’s a wangitude of complete retardifaction. This has not been an easy column to write. It has been difficult, gruelling in parts, but also warm, exhilarating and at times deeply erotic. Yes. I was SAVAGED by Simon Jordan. And I’ve never felt so alive.

You know who Simon Jordan is. Used to own Crystal Palace. Now a very good and listenable pundit on TalkSport, where he does the grown-up topics. Simon Jordan has strong opinions. This is his thing. His worldview says: the world is bad. The world is in need of correction. And he’s right about that, as he often is about things. That’s what makes this all a bit surprising because I like Simon Jordan! I listen to his morning show with Jim White and it’s often really